- *watches a movie*
- *sees a dog*
- me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together